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Dec 31st

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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z-o-s-0: “Ladies and gentlemen, a very serious...

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Interviewer: Hello and welcome I am here with Slash and Duff from Gu-
Slash: SNAKES
Interviewer: I know you like snakes but if we could talk about the alb-
Slash: SNAKES
Interviewer: Okay but-
Duff: Did you have to ask him about snakes?
Interviewer: But I didn't as-
Duff: VODKA

Dec 29th

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slightly ruining everything

Dec 28th

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“I feel like a lost balloon in the sky at a carnival.”

– Badwabbit (via tearsonwhite)

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johnbonhamburger: ancientmarinerim: Well I’m expecting an awesome gift from JBB, so I decided to buy an awesome gift as well. Just waiting for the new year. I guess I know what I’ll buy :D STOP REFERRING TO ME AS AN HAMBURGER DAMMIT I’M NOT A BURGER. i’m not self edible. you are THE BURGER:D sorry

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Today at the movies

Me: Hi. I'd like two tickets to Sherlock Holmes: A Gay of Shadows?
Ticket Seller: Yeah su- Wait, what?
Me: Sherlock Homes: A Gay of Gay.
Ticket Seller: I don't-
Me: Sherlock Gay: A Gay of Gay Gay.
Ticket Seller: Sir I-
Me: Gay Gay: Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. 
Ticket Seller: That-
Me: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Dec 26th

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